Cats Don’t Dance


cats don’t dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of hollywood’s treatment of animals. danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don’t dance.

the movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed warner bros. films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground cl-ssic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.
that’s quite a nice dvd collection you have…but where’s cats don’t dance??
what’s that?
-points at article-
holy ultima, that sounds awesome. i’ll buy it on ebay this minute!

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