Catsturbation
using a cat to m-st-rb-t-. some consider it a sport.
i catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.
3 more definitions
the act of a cat rubbing itself on any object in order to achieve a (catgasm)
“hey, get your cat off me, it keeps catsturbating all over my legs”
“sorry, he just likes you”
catsturbation, noun, origin of the nova descent of catsturbating, or to catsturbate
the act of masturbating only to open one’s eyes to the judgmental stare of one’s cat
fluffy walked in on me again…so i guess catsturbation is my thing now. i really need to get a girlfriend.
when one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.
luna, if you dont stop the catsturbation joanna will do it for you!
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