cattle run


the act of f-cking at least four fat b-tches while on vacation or a road trip.
note: at least one bro has to see you hooking up with her but not necessarily the act itself.

each fat b-tch must be in a different city or place. and cannot be all at once.
you must brand each fat b-tch by getting a picture of her (grazing your pasture).
each sow must be over 200lbs

ex; let’s go to vegas this weekend and do a cattle run.

(or)
hey sorry bro but your sister was a part of my cattle run.

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