Catty call
shortly after one person in the group brings out their phone to show a photo of their cat, the rest follow suit, ultimately sharing photos of their cats and dogs and even kids, bringing all conversations down to a simple, “ahhhhh!”.
we all met for coffee to catch up. but that all ended as soon as monica showed us a photo of miss kitty on her phone. then everyone was scrolling through numerous cute cat photos on their phones with the catty call; “ahhhhh!”
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