caught between the fart and the shit


a phrase that is stated when one cannot make a decision on an important matter and the more that one tries to concentrate to figure out the answer, the more confusing it becomes.
2. when one is caught in a precarious situation.
with my employer determined to downsize they told me they needed my decision on their early retirement package. i am so stressed that i’m caught between the fart and the sh-t and i cannot decide.

indecisive stress

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