caught blue handed


this occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.the s-xual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. this results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.
sarah “akan, why’s your left hand all blue?”

akan “oo fml man, i’ve been caught blue handed!”

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