caught short
when you p-ss or poo yourself because there are no p-ssing/pooing facilites located nearby. generally there are two choices. find a quiet spot and relieve yourself against a wall/parked car or if wearing dark trousers, run the risk of relieveing yourself in your pants.
before the excretement occurs the individual can suffer large amounts of panic/anxiety before the event and embarrasment and disdain after the event, especially if witnessed by p-ssers-by. if one manages to avoid getting caught short then the individual can enjoy a warm, triumphant feeling of relief and accomplishment.
also getting “caught short” is a phenomenon largely related to binge drinking and is not gender specific!
man 1: mate are your trousers wet? have you p-ssed yourself?
man 2: yeah i know – i got caught short ten yards away from the toilet. n-body caught me in the act though as i faced the wall and pretended i was texting a friend! complete f-cking gayness but i got away with it!!
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