cauliflower surprise
1. when you have an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your p-n-s. leave it there for a week without showering. white fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. then let your girlfriend go down on your p-n-s and when it’s in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
i wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.
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