caulk
often confused with the word “c-ck.” here’s to clear up any misconceptions.
caulk – a gun that spews white stuff.
c-ck – a gun that spews white stuff.
a white, viscous liquid adhesive which is waterproof when dry. the most common use is in buildings, to seal sp-ces (i.e., around windows) that would ordinarily reduce the efficiency of insulation.
frylock: he – man – what the – you’ve been eating all my caulk!
meatwad: caulk? nah, this is cheese!
frylock: no, it’s highly toxic industrial adhesive, used to connect electronic circuitry to steel. it’s caulk!
meatwad: and it’s good, too!
frylock: listen to this, ok? avoid human contact. may cause dizziness, nausea, and an ability to think you can see the future, but you can’t!
meatwad: well, what does it say about finding oil?
frylock: nothing!
meatwad: uh oh.
1. something that goes around windows to keep cold air out
2. alternate spelling of c-ck only the coolest of cool can use
1 and 2. that guy did an amazing job at caulking the windows. it made me moist.
a term used to subliminally signify a d-ck when making a prank call.
h-llo sir, does this store supply caulk?
does the caulk come in different colors?
1. to stop up and make tight against leakage (as a boat or its seams, the cracks in a window frame, or the joints of a pipe)
2. when a guy shoots his load and it runs down between a females br–sts or -ss crack.
johnny had to caulk his windows for the winter.
james caulked his h-rny neigbor amy’s rack and -ss.
the process of pulling out and -j-c-l-t-ng on the woman’s inner-thighs, tying them together, and leaving her to stick and dry in the bathtub for 4-5 hours.
her thighs were completely stuck this morning after we caulked last night.
1. another name for the male reproductive organ
2. something you put around a doorjamb to create a seal
b-tch get down on your hands and knee’s and suck my caulk.
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