Caulkpocalypse
when your landlords borrowed caulking gun explodes, covering you and the surrounding area in caulk.
ugg, caulk exploded, caulk everywhere. i’ll never get all this caulk cleaned up…actually, it was my landlord’s caulk. he gave it to me yesterday, but i had no idea it would create such a mess. i had no idea it would be such a caulkpocalypse.
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