Cauphodium
adjective:
caw-fo-dee-um
the state of one’s breath after having at least one cup of coffee and being offended by it.
man, i am suffering from some serious cauphodium this morning…yuck.
#coffee #breath #gross #morning #noon #night #bad breath #java
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