Cautionary Anus
when you can’t fart because you’re afraid you’re going to p–p your pants. this usually occurs when you’ve had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
frannie: how are you today, tom?
tom: it’s been a rough day. i ate chinese last night, and now i’ve got cautionary -n-s.
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