the time of year when pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to the flying spaghetti monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.
all hail his almighty noodliness at cavatellitine. his noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
for he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
a road-sofa is any motorcycle that is large and designed mostly for comfort. my goldwing is such a wonderful road-sofa
- backside misty
when you are sitting on the toilet and you fart so hard forcing the water up and splashing your -ss i had the sh-ts last night, and i gave myself a backside misty
being both salty and shady at once. man, carla was pretty shalty today.
- krusty shower
peeing in someone’s b-tt and have them sh-t it back on you. chas p-ssed in hillary’s b-tt in return she gave him a krusty shower.
- leaf me alone
the selfconcious act of covering ones chin with a leaf, mic, or hand. are you wearing a coat? no its my chin -sshole. leaf me alone.