cave-ass


a girl or a man whose -ss as been ravaged again and again and again

the -sshole is so big now that you can put a champagne bottle in it
a: dude, man ! what’s wrong with you today?
b: i’ve f-cking been cave–ssed last night, can’t walk properly anymore.

look at that cave–ss, only marvin didn’t get to ride her!
1)having chaffed -sshole. when you have wiped your -ss a lot, mostly during diarrhea, and you -ss has become extremely dry or chaffed.

2)the feeling of having wiped with pine straw.
cave man 1: why is bob walking funny?
cave man 2: oh, he has diarrhea and he ran out of leaves so he had to use pine straw to wipe, so he has cave -ss.
cave man 1: hahaha!

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