Cave Crotch


cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common wh-r- and women who birth multiple children. cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the sn-tch, rendering it practically useless. related topic: panoochoplasty
after having kid #9, i was left with a bad case of cave crotch. it’ll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

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