cave descent
the cave descent is a penetrative s-xual act created by a guy henceforth known as the “freddybater”. it is most often performed by a man on a woman allthough various permetations are certainly possible (allthough it is strictly only a cave descent if the partner to be pentetrated is female, if the penetrated partner is, in fact, male or even a female wanting it up the -n-s then the act is officially known as potholing as specified by the “freddybater”) in a cave descent (or whilst pot holing) plastic figurines, most often toy soldiers, are inserted into the receptical orifice (be it -n-s or v-g-n-) and are then removed by use of strings attached to the figurines. this practice is similar to downslope climbers who climb down into deep caverns (in this case the receptical orifice) and are then winched out on large ropes. this lends the s-xual act it’s name and provided the inspiration to the freddybater. parties interested in bizare s-xual activities may like to also see oil rig rescue a s-xual game for 5 people, potholing and scat.
m: “hey baby wanna’ come back to mine for a cave descent”
f: “a cave descent? whats that?”
m: “it’s when i spread your legs and insert toy soldiers in your c-nt – then get them out using only a piece of string.”
f: “ooh! i can’t wait baby! can we use an action man because i’m kinda loose?”
m: “sure baby!”
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