cave tan


noun- the pasty white skin of teenagers and video game/ movie enthusiasts who rarely go outside into the sun, and thus have gained near albino coloration

see bas-m-nt dweller
john- d-mn, look at tim, hes white as sh-t!
tom- yeah, he jot got the new cod, hes working on his cave tan.

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