Cave Turkey
a very dangerous sub species of the regular turkey. this creature has a 5 ft wing span, a large seraded beak, and diamond talons that are razor sharp. they thrive in cave systems feeding on bats and really anything they can find. carnivorous turkey’s that will kill and eat you if given the chance.
“g-d you scared me, as if a cave turkey were in the room”
“this crime scene looks like a bunch of cave turkey’s have been here”
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