Caveman Robot
a kind of everyhuman archetype, we are all robotic primitives, viewing technology as an arthur c. clarke kind of magic, we howl and holler in front of the tv instead of the communal fire. we gaze longingly at the image of those most wanted consumer goods, instead of the image of beast to hunt.
he is such a caveman robot, he actually thinks that his computer “hates” him.
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