caylon
the sweetest, most handsome man alive. romantic but not soppy, charming and confident yet humble and not proud, kind but not a push-over. blue eyes and dark hair, mysterious, the perfect man. he has the memory of an elephant, and the patience of a saint. he’s extremely good-looking, supportive and encouraging, so encouraging, and will allow you to be the best you can be without pressuring you. very loyal to his friends, loved ones, and beliefs. has an amazing sense of humor, is extremely p-ssionate and has a deeply comp-ssionate heart.
he tends to enjoy country cl-ssics like waylon jennings, george jones,and johnny cash. he’s a diesel mechanic, who likes to frequent the woods during hunting season. he can be found at the lake on the weekends enjoying all the activities of the lake life.
plain and simple, he’s a country boy, and if your not careful he’ll sweep you off your feet.
“you’re dating caylon? wow, you’re the luckiest girl in the world!”
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