cbb
can’t be bothered
i cbb telling u what cbb stands for
can’t be bothered: the question, event, or person is not worth or worthy of a long response. normally more effective if said with a p-ssy expression/tone and a dismissive hand gesture.
question: are you going to esther’s party?
response: c.b.b.
question: aren’t you going to complete that spreadsheet before leaving?
response: c.b.b.
a term used online.
short for ‘can’t be bothered’
“are you doing that maths homework?”
“nope, cbb”
an acronym for the phrase ‘can’t be bothered’, which originates from a british youth community in j-pan.
“do your homework!”
“dude, i cbb”
a sorter version of can’t be bothered and discovered from cba ( can’t be -rs-d). to be used when you can’t be bothered to use can’t be bothered
girl: coming shopping today?
friend: nah, cbb
conquer by breeding (cbb)
this strategy is the most commonly used alternative to outright war when one population wants to annex another population’s territory.
the strategy is allowed by the united nations (inexplicably) since conquering a country by means of war is no longer tolerated amongst the international community.
see neo-colonialism
see neo-imperialism
the conquer by breeding strategy was used in the “plantations” carried out by the british in ireland in the 1600’s. the strategy is proving unsuccessful – the british now control only 2/3 of one of the four provinces in ireland and the irish nationalists within the area under the control of the british are now using the same strategy to regain the territory they lost to the british.
a more successful example of the cbb strategy has been used by the albanians in their attempt to annex the serbian state of kosovo in 1689(kosovo is part of the original serb heartland and ancestral homeland of the serbs).
the same strategy will be used by the large muslim population in the south of france very soon.
(the french were stupid enough to let it happen, so they deserve any problems which come out of an open-door immigration policy.)
an organization that is believed to contain power beyond any country or government. may be mythical but no one knows for sure. was preceded by the mysterious abb.
did you hear about our teacher? he was arrested! he must have angered the cbb!
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