Cell Block Shock
a condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. this usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.
guy 1: “dude, i’m totally into this girl!”
guy 2: “does she even like you?”
guy 1: “yeah bro, we text each other all the time. i’ll call her and prove it!”
cell: “the number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call.”
guy 1: silent
guy 2: “talk to me man! you’re going into cell block shock!”
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