CBF’d


can’t be f-cked” its actually short for “i can’t be f-cked
scarface thinking when he got into the drug trade.

scarface: “f-ck you punta, i cant be cbf’d”

-i can’t be f-cked-
chronic b-tch face disorder.

someone who is always a b-tch or b-tching about everything
“man, that girl always has cbf.. i think it might be cbfd”

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