CBG

it stands for chill black guy. term became famous thank to the popular hip-hop hit cbg by jay ughh & young hawaii slim.
– did you see that cbg video on youtube?
– h-ll yeah!…”this is the life of a chill black guy…it’s cbg cbg until we die!”
compulsive b–b grabber
taylor dix walks around school and you can tell she is a cbg.
chill.brood.girls
they’re chill, staying blunted. they’re brood, better than good. and they’re girls. two of them, oh my!
have you seen those cbgs, those chill brood girls, down in venice beach?
central bellmore gang; a group of spoiled white kids from bellmore, ny. they believe they are real gangsters, and that they are tough sh-t, however if they acted the way they did in uniondale, roosevelt, or new york city, they would get shot in a matter of minutes. most cbgs attend bellmore jfk high school. but the word “attend” is a pretty false statement, as cbgs tend to cut cl-ss and smoke cigarettes on the school grounds during the day. on weekends, cbgs can be found loitering at the merrick elementary schools lakeside and birch, where they smoke cigarettes and drink four loko. they also enjoy walking around the neighborhood aimlessly. cbgs have a history of crashing high school parties. n-body tells them to leave, because lets face it; who enjoys a 10 on 1 fight? however their presence at these parties usually ends up with the police having to be called, ruining the party. the cbgs will act tough in the presence of others, threatening to “f-ck u up n-gg-aa,” however if anybody actually stands up to them, they run away like little babies. overall, the cbgs are a group of wiggers who do nothing but make life difficult for other students at kennedy, however they are actually spoiled babies.
jfk student 1: hey did you hear about that party last friday?

jfk student 2: yeah, i heard the cbgs came and beat the sh-t out of the kid who was hosting. it was 10 on 1.

jfk student 1: i know, they think they are tough sh-t but if it was 10 on 10 they would get f-cked up.

jfk student 2: yep… well, i’m going to lakeside to loiter.

jfk student 3: don’t go there; the cbg kids are there smoking and drinking four lokos!
cbg stands for creepy bald guy. he is polish and actually called simon, and works as a cook, although he sometimes cleans courtyards with a power hose. it is widely believed that he is the s-x-slave of maureen and that they work together in ta’er farming. it is possible to have hysterics when you imagine him doing any job, no matter how ordinary they might seem on other people. he is also believed to be the female singer on “he said he loved me” by reverand and the makers. he can possess people, and plays accordion for maureen’s barndancing.
person 1: “lol imagine the cbg being a bank manager!!”
person 2: “omfg that’s hilarious!” -has hysterics-
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person 1: “noo we don’t want to play frisbee”
person 2: “yeah, we wanna write”
person 1: “but frisbee’s more fun though…”
person 2: “wtf?! you said you hated frisbee!!”
person 1: “…i do…”
everyone: “omg the cbg possessed you!”
stands c-m bu giacam-pu-chia (means cambodian in vietnamese). it is frequently used by vietnamese people who have a grudge against cambodians. cambodians usually rage after hearing. use with caution
vietnamese guy: omfg its a cbg.
cambodian guy:
….wanna go ??!!
rages
compulsive basketball grabber. one who grabs and dribbles a basketball at very high speeds in a sweaty frenzy then launches the ball at the wall towards the nearest person not looking or expecting things to be flying their way at a breakneck speed.
cbg has the ball everybody duck!

your just like a cbg grabbing the ball and flinging it like a maniac

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