cbj
covered bl-w j-b (use of a condom)
covered bl-w j-b, i.e. f-ll-t– with a condom
also see bbbj, bbbjtc, nqns and nqbs
a cbj was all i could talk hillary into doing.
a s-xy gang with snowboarders, bmxers, chillers, and other hot people
christ bl-w j-b
-or-
c-ck block jesus
yo im hangin with mt crew cbj later.
consolation bl-w j-b. when coitus is just out of the question.
you’re not really awesome en9ugh for s-x, how bout a cbj?
an acronym for complimentary bl-w j-b. received as compensation for lack-l-ster service provided by a waitress at a restaurant. the cbj may be used as amends for sub par table service or as a means for an attractive waitress to garner additional tip.
“excuse me ma’am may i speak to your manager. i would like to inquire about a potential cbj”
a bj only complimentary.
a no strings attached bl-w j-b, no reciprocation necessary; a free, no fee involved act of f-ll-t–.
on father’s day i requested a “cbj”.
courtesy bl-w j-b:
to get a bl-w j-b without returning the favor, it’s like masterbating with a partner.
hey babe, i’m h-rny and just want to blow my wad, how bout a cbj? or
i took out the trash when you asked, can i get a cbj now?
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