CBODY
a person who goes out of their way to ensure that those people around them get no s-x, therefore being nominated for the c-ck block of the year award.
at a party matt is about to score with renee`, and jasdeep says “matt takes the biggest sh-ts” preventing matt scoring with her on his new bed. this nominated jasdeep for c-ck block of the year award – cbody.
chris goes to gareth’s chick and says “why would you be with him, hes a broke -rs- uni student, you need a real man like me who works for the government” preventing gareth from any play. chris is a cbody.
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