cc surprise


when someone with a concealed carry permit pulls out their piece on you unexpectedly.
joe: so i hear you are going pc / liberal lately with all this happy holiday stuff instead of merry christmas. pretty soon you will be doing some of that k-mbaya sh-t with the bern.

caryn: oh yea? how pc does this look jethro! (pulling the piece from her bra).

joe: d-mn girl! you didn’t have to do the cc surprise on me. go back to your fox news watching.

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