CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)
a condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. it is characterized by:
– rubbed-raw feeling
– small amounts of blood
– intense discomfort of the d-ck
– burning/itching of the d-ck
robert: hey josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?
josh: awww man my d-ck is on fire, i think all the running got ccdcc (cross country d-ck chafing condition)!
mccottonatle: me too! awww man its like my d-ck’s in an oven with porcupines!
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