Ccosmonaut
the ccosmonaut is the beautifully fiery pint sized jewel of the west country. also known as duvets, momo, moarweiner and variations thereof- ccosmonaut is witty, hilarious and s-xually confused. the ccosmonaut is always the life of the party. having spent a substantial amount of the last two years bonding, when online she is often found conversing with jinxieminx, phlyarologist, claireapillar and canoodling with lovebullets behind njord’s back.
jinxieminx; dude, i had a dream last night that you were cheating on justin with ccosmonaut.
lovebullets; baby, that’s no dream, that’s reality.
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