CDAO
collateralized dumb -ss obligations
a cdo, or collateralized debt obligation, is generally a standardized investment product which consists of various real or synthetic -ssets.
when the -ssets consist wholly of mortgages from buyers who are too stupid to realize that they will never be able to pay them back – ever – in this or any other universe – they become cdaos.
banker 1: hey joe, did you finish normalizing the risk distribution of the tranches for that cdo.
banker 2: i’m not going to bother. it’s a cdao, so it’s not worth the bother.
banker 1: booyah! keep f-ckin’ that chicken.
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