CDS


cranial d-ck slap. to smack someone in or about the forehead region with ones p-n-s.
private mcdaniel administered a cds on private varner.
in legal or police jargon, cds is an acronym for “controlled dangerous substance”.
the suspect was charged with possession of cds.
slang term for marijuana
hey man, come out to my car and let’s listen to these cd’s.

dude, bring over some cd’s tonight and we’ll sit around a while.
caucasian denial symptom – one someone white by birth, pretends that they are not to seem “cool”
people who spout random phrases that seem “black” but they use them far too often.
c-ck deprivation syndrome
yep, she’s totally suffering from cds.
c.d.s. can be defined as having a mouth that looks similiar to a bear trap. the world was created sometime during 2006 in eastern pennsylvania. for a person to be diagnosed with dreaded cds their mouth must be able to cut through flesh. other symptons of cds are a shark-like appearance or dark circles under the eyes. protruding lips, the look of having not slept in weeks or persistent crack coccain usage can also be attributed to cds. a person should not be diagnosed with cds unless they are extremely ugly and you are sure that they have at least 3 std’s. if you come in contact with a cds sufferer you should seek medical help immediatly. if cds comes in contact with your skin, wash the infected area for 15 minutes while trying not to throw up. remember, cds is a very serious problem. whenever you see a cds sufferer you should alert the police and keep a 100 foot distance away from the mutaded sharks mouth.
a lion doesn’t hunt out the strongest antalope, it goes after the little r-t-rded one with the broken leg.

-a high school student after being asked why he hooked up with a c.d.s. sufferer.
someone that cant do sh-t
someone that cds for his life is because he is lazy

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