Cearley
when a mitch-ll and an edward love each other very much, they create a demonic offspring, springing from each pair of nipples and forming into a whole. this creatures destiny is to eventually walk into a local thrift-store and seductively utter the words “yes. thank you. please”
dude, i saw mitch-ll and edward’s kid, cearley at the store, achieving his life long goal, saying “yes. thank you. please”
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