Halfling
halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. while small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.
also known as hobbits.
a hobbit, a fantasy creature half as tall as a man, with furry feet and a big appet-te.
call it a halfling, or the tolkienistas will sue us.
a short creature ranging from 3’6″ and 4’6″ that are most commonly thieves in the game of dnd. they also make good merchants, diplomats, and -ss-ssins. viewed by most as weak and useless, yet they are quite powerful. and it honestly is not a full party without it.
my halfling has -ss-ssinated more men then you can count
a person who is 1/2 asian and 1/2 white
fred’s mom is white and his dad is asian, which makes him a half ling
1. someone who is biracial.
2. someone who is only “half” of what they say they are.
examples of “halfling” are: a half black/half white person. a person who acts tough but is wimpy at times.
mixed race child or adult, usually derogatory term.
look at those packlings, niglets, halflings and snowb-lls feeding the ducklings together while the parents (packies, n-gg-rs, inter racial couple and snowmen respectively) argue matters of race, so steeped in antiquity that no one alive even remembers now…
a half-b-n-r, aka chubby.
i woke up with a halfling after dreaming about scarlett johansson.
when that girl sat in my lap i caught a halfling.
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