Ceasar Salad

the ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of c-m) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. the move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between -n-lly and v-g-n-lly. pull out when close to -j-c-l-t–n and c-m all over her back, -ss, and in her hair. thereby covering her like a ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. immediately realizing that she is covered like a ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the c-m and she can feel it running down her sides. a true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the c-m off her with a towel. this will most likely p-ss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish -sshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of c-m all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. this move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.
last night i covered lisa like a ceasar salad and she got p-ssed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but i refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. she left, but later came back for more.
is when you go down on a girl not knowing that she squirts and she -rg-sms squirts all over your face and you vomit in her v-g-n-…
dude i totally created a ceasar salad last night!
when marijuana is lcaed with cocaine. due to the nature of the bud in a bowl with some white topping.. applies to blunts also
cgk kid 1: this bleez laced?
cgk kid 2: hijoolaaa kidd ceasar salad ye dig