ceazburger


an unemployed fat kid who has an undefined race and is near death from explosive heart failure due to the constant eating of fatty foods and oversized, diseased p-ssy. also see: “dundalk trash”
“ceazburger got his -ss fired and now is stuck in florida with no friends.”

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