ceebs

derived from the meaning “cbf” – meaning cant be f-cked.
person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.
an asian, usually used by loc’s from the 604 talking about their neighbours
‘yo that ceeb can’t drive’
an illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when -ssignments are due. having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
ian: this math -ssignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. why have none of you started?

student: because we have the ceebs!

student 2: i’ve had the ceebs all week.

student 3: uggh ceeebbs.

student 4: i’m going to update my facebook status to say ‘i can’t work, because i have the ceebs.’
ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term cbf. ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation cbf, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
it is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
a: “hey, wanna come for a walk?”
b: “nah, ceebs”
a: “k…wanna watch a movie”
b: “i would…but ceebs”
a: “well f-ck you”
a word that was formed at vancouver college which you use when refering to an asian person (chinese, j-panese, vietmanese, korean etc…not indian etc.)

or a word for someone that is smarter than average
1a) god d-mn he is such a bad driver, he must be a ceeb

1b) richmond is full of ceebs

2) you got 102% on that math test… wooow your such a ceeb
(pr-nounced ‘seebs’) short for “cba” which is an abbreviation for “can’t be -rs-d”. used to show one’s lack of emotion towards doing something.
mark: yo mate, you done the english homework?
jimmy: nahh ceebs to do it

dave: oi, you bangin’ dat gal?
marcus: ceebs, she’s too much effort, ya get me
derived from the phrase ‘cant be f-cked/-rs-d’ (cbf/a).
tyler: do you want to go to the movies tonight?
layla: nah, ceebs.