CEG
council estate gash
person 1: omg! sarah is such a ceg
person 2: ikr. she’s like the sl-ttiest person on the estate.
ceg: cute emo guy
a guy that is very very cute, that has an emo hairstyle or is emo
girl #1: omg, look at that guy. he is so cute. and he is emo, too.
girl #2: i know. he is a ceg.
ceg: council estate girl
ceg, eg: dresses cheaply, uses the word “innit”, big belly but tight top, stretch marks are a must as well as m-ssive hoop earings.
underpants, underwear, knickers
“when i was small i often cr-pped in my cegs”
to creep up on someone, without them knowing, and pull down thier pants/skirt/jeans etc, causing them to be very embarrased.
“ha, you just got cegged!”
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