klempt
klempt is wiganese for hungry, starving, about to die from hunger.
wiganese is the local dialect of a friendly beer drinking, pie munching town called wigan in the north west of england. may be heard in a sentence, ‘thar ist fair klempt lad lets grab a pooles pie’. in english, ‘one would like to purchase a pastry from the local delicatessen old bean’. klempt, hungry as a scabby dog.
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