Ceiling Catist’s
people or person who truly believes that the internet meme “ceiling cat” is a true god.
john: hi my name is john but my friends call me jesus.
daniel: cut it out. i believe in ceiling cat he came to me in a dream. so now me and barrack obama are ceiling catist’s
john: when you say it! your beliefs sound much more likely than mine. where do i sign up?
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