ceiling muffin
1. a ceiling m-ffin is a m-ffin (the edible food) that dwells on ceilings. originated as a joke between friends.
2. ceiling m-ffins can attack at any time and any where. angry ceiling m-ffins grow feet and arms so they can attack easier and dance over your remains. the ceiling m-ffin will eat absolutely anything.
1. a m-ffin taped to the ceiling inside a building.
2. the ceiling m-ffin found your children especially tasty.
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