ceiling phone


a statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
out of nowhere he just started fondling the b-ttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! i just…ceiling phone!

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