Celebext
short for celibate text. when you receive a booty call via text message (or s-xt, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the l-stful thoughts to a halt.
person 1: last night he texted me “hey wanna come over?” and i really just didn’t feel like doing anything
person 2: so what did you do?
person 1: i just sent him a celebext back that said “i just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?”
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