someone obsessed with anything and everything celebrity.
janet has pictures of rich f-cks all over her walls. she is such a celebophile.
- blitz fast
a break from blitz, usually lasting from one to three days bill: yo man, i can’t take all these random blitzes from people, i’m not even on campus. jane: you should go on a blitz fast.
famous female accidental celebrity b–b photo shoots. when a celebrity’s braless breast accidentaly slips out from under a loose-fitting garment. made famous by janet jackson in the half time super bowl, whoa dude! did you see tara reid’s celebret-ty on youtube last night.
- lame head
another name for idiot, tool, jerk, -sshole, or someone who is just stupid. bob, stop being a lame head. a stupid person; fathead. you cannot understand this. you are such a lamehead.
- mall pong
the cl-ssic game of ping pong, played in the food court of any mall, where you set up your own net on a table, bring paddles, a ball, and have the experience of a lifetime. -warning: security made make you leave mall, and also, some creepy old guys might ask to play. bennett: “dude, this […]
- malignant stupidity
a disease marked by a level of lack of intelligence and common sense so deep, so aberrant, so impossibly incurable by any means whatsoever (conventional or otherwise) eventually leading the afflicted individual to perform some act ensuring demise and subsequent enormous amounts of ridicule by society at large for decades to come. in cases where […]