celebreligious
a celebriligious person fixates on the the lives of celebrities (or more commonly, celebutantes) and takes great interest in the most mundane aspects of their lives with an obsessed, religious-like fervor.
celebriligious zealots are often spotted reading “us weekly” or “people magazine” or watching e!.
ex. 1:
celebriligious person: “omfg did you hear?!?! spencer pratt just
regular person: “i hate you.”
ex. 2:
regular person: “what are you doing?”
celebriligious person: “just reading in the latest people magazine about how brangelina’s going to adopt another dozen african babies — how sweet! and just look at what paris hilton was wearing last sat-rday!! i just love her!!”
regular person: “i hate myself for talking to you.”
ex. 3:
celebreligious person: “oh no! i forgot to tivo the new episode of “the hills”!! i just might kill myself!!”
regular person: “may i help?”
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