Celebriphiliac
anyone who will always say that they have seen a celebrity, wherever they go. these frequent encounters usually occur, when the person suffering from this disease is alone.
patsy: you’re not going to believe who i saw at denny’s today!!!
jakeson: oh boy, here we go again!
patsy: it was willie from the hit tv series alf! he was my waiter!
jakeson: dude, that guy died 6 years ago, you’re such a celebriphiliac!!!
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