Chain Monkey


one who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. they wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.
i was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and i didn’t want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. i tipped him with kush.
crazy m-f- who lays down the law with the chaingun. unreal tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.
that stank-ss b–tch went chain monkey on you losers.

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