Celebrity ass cover up
a method used to mask the ident-ty of an embar-ssing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.
dude 1: “so what did that girl look like man! you slept with her and you’re not giving me details!”
dude 2: “umm, she was ok… kind of looked like margaret cho…”
dude 1: “dude, what the h-ll? margaret cho is not even fine, don’t try that celebrity -ss cover up on me doggy!”
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