Celebrity Contraction


when the m-ss media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column sp-ce. ie. bennifer, brangelina
guy: did you hear demishton just got married?
girl: what?
guy: demishton, you know demi moore and ashton kutcher.
girl: oh that is the worst celebrity contraction ever.

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