celebstitute


the term used to describe a marginal “celebrity” whose actions make them a regular tabloid/paparazzi target, thus diverting unwanted attention away from legitimate celebrities and allowing them to lead relatively normal lives.
celebrities living in hot-spots such as hollywood must be thrilled by the low-hanging-fruit phenomenon of “celebst-tution”, which keeps the paparazzi chasing reality “stars” while they run errands and drive their kids to school in peace. (perhaps they should even start a celebst-tute fund to ensure that this seemingly bottomless supply of willing distractions is kept spray-tanned and ed-hardied to their hearts’ content.)

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