celebuffoon
a person who has accidentally (or by birth right or breast size) achieved a version of celebrity status, despite their lack of judgement and/or talent. often celebuffoons crash and burn. their talent for displaying stupidity is truly their only talent.
there are so many celebuffoons, think lohan, sheen, nicole-smith, george “w” bush, people who are such buffoons they wouldn’t survive anywhere but in today’s media wh-r- culture.
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